Traveling from ranch country to the big city can be exhausting. For my wife and I, it takes preparation and that begins with our personal space.

Personal space for ranch folk is about a quarter mile. For city dwellers, it extends from six to eighteen inches—less on the crowded East Coast.

Without this mental adjustment, walking on a city sidewalk, nose to toes with everyone else, is like having too many pigs in a pen. In extreme cases, ears and tails get nipped.

Arriving in the city, communication differences are the issue.

At home, people stop and talk when they meet. Chatting is almost a requirement in ranch country. This is how far-flung neighbors stay in touch with each other’s lives. It’s part of the glue that holds a spread-out community together.

City folks will have no doubt you’re a stranger. Communication, if it happens, is terse, direct and “in-your-face.” Shouting occurs in direct relationship to the number of sirens and amount of bus traffic.

In the city, friendships are based on mutual interest, rather than geographic proximity. Neighbors are something you don’t acknowledge. If a city dweller doesn’t know the name of the person living next door—they look it up in the phonebook. Assisting someone in trouble isn’t being neighborly. It’s called a fund-raiser and might end up on the nightly news.

When we travel, we often take our dogs.

City dogs leave behind the same sort of presents as those on a ranch. However their owners are required to deal with the end result differently than ranchers do. City people carry little plastic bags in their pocket when they walk their dog. This makes it easier to remove the little treasures their dog leaves behind. They turn the bag inside out, recover the misplaced item and seal the bag. Then they toss everything in the nearest garbage can.

 
 

This is where I get in trouble.

What does a big city visitor do if there are no waste receptacles nearby? The thought of putting a bag of digested dog dinner in my coat pocket leaves me luke warm—to say the least. After all, I have a pretty good idea of where my dog has been hanging out.

At home we scoop the leavings up with a shovel and pitch it into a field over the yard fence. However, I don’t recommend this in the city. You may end up in a fist fight if someone’s standing on the other side.

In the city, coffee is stronger and more expensive than at home. Flavors like almond roca and hazelnut have nothing to do with a farm crop at their end of the consumer cycle. Here Starbucks is a coffee shop—not a line of high-dollar rodeo bulls. Nor is Biscotti an Italian sports car. It is a piece of dry bread that city people eat with their coffee. At home we give our dry bread to the chickens.

If you’re traveling to the big city—I’ll bet you’re going to appreciate home when you return—we sure do. - D. Bing Bingham


Bing Bingham is a writer, rancher and public radio commentator. He’s the one with a dazed look in the big city. If you have any big city travel tips to pass along, contact him at bing@bingbingham.com
 
     Country Traveler Online  
 

Back to Home       About Us         The Story of Sissy       Country Store        Fun Places to Go          Archives         Advertise          Subscribe 
    
Jan Jackson, Publisher | PO Box 5606| Salem, OR 97304| (503) 391-8070 | Fax: (503) 393-9351 | Email: countrytraveleronline@gmail.com

Site Design by Aura Marketing 2009